most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later
"do u want the rest of my food"
"here u can have them"
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
when u miss the last step on the stairs
if you thought Syfy couldn’t outdo Sharknado, think again
Syfy’s newest film Ghost Shark is about a shark spirit that can appear where ever there is water
u think youre safe on a slip n slide?????
u think youre safe at a car wash???
HOW ABOUT RAIN?????
U THINK YOUR SAFE IN YOUR OWN BODY????
YOU 80% WATER„ BITCH!!!! HELL FUCKIN NO!!!
GHOST SHARK STOPS FOR NO ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
there’s this car where i’m from, known pretty well by people as “the duck car” and i finally saw it and it beats every celebrity sighting