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sluttyoliveoil:

im glad i have a tumblr so i can see the same four posts a thousand times on my dashboard

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proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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PE Teacher: why are you running so slowly
Me: It does not matter how slow you go, as long as you do not stop - Wisdom of Confucius