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neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

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virginsacrificer:

"do u want the rest of my food"

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"here u can have them"

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oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

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vincentvangoth:

when u miss the last step on the stairs

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notkatniss:

if you thought Syfy couldn’t outdo Sharknado, think again

Syfy’s newest film Ghost Shark is about a shark spirit that can appear where ever there is water

u think youre safe on a slip n slide?????

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NOOO

u think youre safe at a car wash???

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HELL NO

HOW ABOUT RAIN?????

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FUCK NO!!!!!!!!!!!

U THINK YOUR SAFE IN YOUR OWN BODY????

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YOU 80% WATER„ BITCH!!!! HELL FUCKIN NO!!!

GHOST SHARK STOPS FOR NO ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(via can-we-live-in-peace)

misbeliefs:

me starting to like someone image

(via gnarly)

overtheunderpass:

there’s this car where i’m from, known pretty well by people as “the duck car” and i finally saw it and it beats every celebrity sighting 

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phantomfate:

merylstreeptease:

It’s amazing the impact this second-long video made in my life

There needs to be more

(Source: buttsext, via pokebae)